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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

ann as a girl(:

today was oodles of fun

main laugh til you fart joke of the day:
i threw up joelle's wig during chinese and tossed it at the fan
it spun and flew STRAIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

OMG

what followed after that was even funnier
we all tried to get the wig back from where it lay precariously on the sloped ledge,
threatening to slide down into a drain or possibly onto gun's head if she happened to be walking around

we grabbed the dustpan and emeline with her crazy clumsy antics attmepted to scoop it up
as it neared us, she dropped the wig so it slid further down
the class,
crowded at the window was screaming with hysteria
and the class below us passing through the courts cast weird looks trying to see what we were doing

we scooped the wig up again and it somehow managed to get tossed to another part of the ledge
this time round,
vicky scooped it up with pretty much ease and our fun for the day was over(:

the catching of the flownaway wig

if possible i'll try to upload the video here

after school,
met theadore at paya lebar where we caught up and then met ernie
piercing piercing piercing(:

ann and cali came next
there's was really damn nice
then hung out at ps with ann
and became her half hour girlfriend
(usually she has one day girlfriends)

starbucks and pretty much home after that
i'm tired out(:
and i think i piled on lotsa fats by consuming all that caramel and chocolate whip cream
bad charis!
fuck shit

i'll update. promise

the smell of you, still so clear

- xoxo
charis loves you
8:50 PM

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only yours baby

i'm charis vera Ng,
i'm NOT a Singaporean, i was born in UK
but i spent most of my four years in scotland
i love alastair(:
i'm doing my best to live for God though i often fail miserably

ok,try this:
you're this girl who's flown over to this country when you're no more than four years of age
you resent your dad for it,
and it doesn't help when things between your parents don't work out either.

so you miss your home terribly,
you miss going strawberry-picking,
you miss eating boiled eggs out of egg-cups
and you miss warm and cuddly Uncle John and Aunty Esther.

instead,
you find yourself forced to change
and adapt in a horribly hot place
where in primary school,
you meet cold,heartless little kids who ignore you and don't let you play "family"
just cos your accent is different.
early on,
you get weird looks and you find yourself going for recess breaks alone.
your classmates complain to the class teacher when you call them stupid
because they don't understand what to you is simple english.
but they leave you alone when you call them an imbecile
because they don't know what it means.
your primary 1 & 2 class teacher takes joy in complaining to your mummy
because she detests you.
she detests you for constantly correcting her english grammer and pronunciation in front of the class
you soon realize that you can actually gain and keep friends upon them finding out your mother's an actress
but by that time you've more or less forced yourself to lose your accent which makes communication a lot easier anyway.

that was the little girl charis,
now,
on top of that,
i can be a total biotch sometimes, towards people.
and don't tell me you aren't sometimes please.
but i try my very best not to bitch about people.
im a dangerous shopper(=
i never know what i want or need til i see it.

i don't like television.
now that's a first innit?HAH.
bet you never knew someone who didn't like tv
well i don't
and i'm not trying to be different and difficult
it's noisy and boring
i like music:)
i find eating a chore but i love snacking
figure that out
i find certain kinds of pain addictive,
no, i promise i'm still sane.

which is actually pretty remarkable for someone living here,
in this time and place
where you normally get loads of homework,
tests with questions that look like they're in foreign language,
and where everything's a competition to be the best,
the prettiest,
the most popular,
the most hated,
the thinnest,
the fattest, the coolest
the list goes on.
one shouldn't try to be something you're not,
but everyone knows that's easier said than done.
like duurh.