Friday, June 02, 2006
One night these five girls were having a
sleepover when they heard
chaos at the end of her street.
they went down to find out what was happening.
they learned that a woman was
raped and the man was on the loose.
so they quickly run home
and bolt everything down.
everything settles down for a while
then they started hearing weird noises
coming from outside.
they let their minds go wild
so they got scared and hid inside a closet.
the man was really outside and
found a window that had a broken bolt.
he crept in quietly.
the girls were scared crapless.
he walked into the room
and opened the closet,
the girls screamed and ran in separate directions.
four of the girls went downstairs and
locked the cellar door,
that was right above the bathroom.
He caught the fifth girl
and took her into the bathroom,
raped her,
and skinned her alive.
her friends heard her die that night
but couldnt do anything about it.
they listened to her scratching the door to get out.
in the morning when he had fled,
the remaining went into the bathroom.
There engraved into the wall was her message:
"how could you have let me die"
they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes
and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that
skinned her.
If you dont repost this
the man will skin you alive too,
because they havent caught him yet.
And the girl will make sure you will die,
so she can pass on the tale.
Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer.
He buried her in the ground when she was still
alive.
The murderer chanted "Toma soto balca" as he
buried her.
Now that you have read the chant, you will meet
this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will be on your
ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
If you send this on, she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded
repost this with the title " sleepover gone wrong..."
i have to,
i just have to tell you
how much i hate chain mails like this
and or bulletins on friendster like this
why you ask?
"oh im just scared shitless and doing what the bulletin told me to"
because it's stupid
and this shit,
is never real
it never happens
you're scaring yourself by letting it affect you
i'm just using this one chain mail entitled
"sleepover gone wrong"
as an example
by the way,
since if you're being skinned alive,
you wouldn't have time to tell mr. skinner, your rapist to
"hold up, gotta leave an evil message for the friends who let me get raped and skinned"
if you're skinned alive
you're skinned alive
end of story
it'll take pretty long to skin someone completely no?
and those other four girl,
how would they see skin dangling from the knife?
did the murderer hang the knife from the ceiling?
if so,
using what?
and was the skin a full skin with the whole shape of the girl's body intact?
well we all know the answer to that now don't we?
i don't even know why i'm analysing this.
but well,
Want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me
your damn chain letters over the past year. Thank you for making me feel
safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern... I no longer
can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink
Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists
who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer drink anything out
of a can because I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
I no longer use Sarah wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no
longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with
a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even
though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to
shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob
me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually
Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support American
troops. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to
Jamaica, Uganda, Helzinki, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat pre-packaged
foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite sex because
they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of
ice. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive
my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their
recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward
an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
(Jeeze, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!)
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about
to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for
looking out for me! I will now return the favor.
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 pm this
afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I
know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend
of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door
neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician!!!
- xoxo
charis loves you
1:29 AM
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