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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

oh come on,
how can this NOT be perfect?
hmmm?
<3

a 72% perfect life

[x] You know someone that cares about
you.
[x] You have a
boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/husband/wife
[x]You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You get good grades.
[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your
backyard.
[ ] You live in a house.

T O T A L: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than
once a
week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your
room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a
month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music
you
want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something
you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.

T O T A L: 7

[x] You have over 100 friends on
friendster.
[x] You have pictures on friendster.
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[ ] People don't make fun of you to be
mean.
[x] You look foward to go to school/work.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school/work.
[x] You shower daily.

T O T A L: 9

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your
parents.
[x] You're healthy.
[ ] You've never had a cavity.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-consious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in
your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have so many inside jokes with
friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love
you.

T O T A L: 6

[x] You know what is going on in the
world.
[x] You care about sooo many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ]You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5
songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are happy you're living.

T O T A L: 9

add up the numbers and multiply it by two
you have a ___% perfect life

i have a 72% perfect life

- xoxo
charis loves you
4:05 PM

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only yours baby

i'm charis vera Ng,
i'm NOT a Singaporean, i was born in UK
but i spent most of my four years in scotland
i love alastair(:
i'm doing my best to live for God though i often fail miserably

ok,try this:
you're this girl who's flown over to this country when you're no more than four years of age
you resent your dad for it,
and it doesn't help when things between your parents don't work out either.

so you miss your home terribly,
you miss going strawberry-picking,
you miss eating boiled eggs out of egg-cups
and you miss warm and cuddly Uncle John and Aunty Esther.

instead,
you find yourself forced to change
and adapt in a horribly hot place
where in primary school,
you meet cold,heartless little kids who ignore you and don't let you play "family"
just cos your accent is different.
early on,
you get weird looks and you find yourself going for recess breaks alone.
your classmates complain to the class teacher when you call them stupid
because they don't understand what to you is simple english.
but they leave you alone when you call them an imbecile
because they don't know what it means.
your primary 1 & 2 class teacher takes joy in complaining to your mummy
because she detests you.
she detests you for constantly correcting her english grammer and pronunciation in front of the class
you soon realize that you can actually gain and keep friends upon them finding out your mother's an actress
but by that time you've more or less forced yourself to lose your accent which makes communication a lot easier anyway.

that was the little girl charis,
now,
on top of that,
i can be a total biotch sometimes, towards people.
and don't tell me you aren't sometimes please.
but i try my very best not to bitch about people.
im a dangerous shopper(=
i never know what i want or need til i see it.

i don't like television.
now that's a first innit?HAH.
bet you never knew someone who didn't like tv
well i don't
and i'm not trying to be different and difficult
it's noisy and boring
i like music:)
i find eating a chore but i love snacking
figure that out
i find certain kinds of pain addictive,
no, i promise i'm still sane.

which is actually pretty remarkable for someone living here,
in this time and place
where you normally get loads of homework,
tests with questions that look like they're in foreign language,
and where everything's a competition to be the best,
the prettiest,
the most popular,
the most hated,
the thinnest,
the fattest, the coolest
the list goes on.
one shouldn't try to be something you're not,
but everyone knows that's easier said than done.
like duurh.